Friday, September 29, 2006

Gore: Smoking Contributes to Global Warming

Just saw on Drudge Report that everybody's favorite tree is now claiming that cigarette smoking is contributing to global warming.

Smoking is horrible for you. And I don't think anyone should ever take up the habit. But this new claim has got to be the dumbest thing that this f*&ktard has ever come up with.

I'll post updates as I find articles about it.

(Update) 8:55 AM
Not really an update because I can't find a damn thing on this. Even Drudge has taken this off his page. But, given the complete lunacy of the statement it is certainly believable that someone in the environmentalism crowd (AlGore included) has come up with this. So in celebration this is what I intend to do.
1. Find the biggest, fattest, smelliest cigar I can.
2. Find a match made from trees from the rain forest.
3. Sit back and contribute to global warming.

(Update) 9:45 AM
Found an article over at the Moonbattery Blog. Apparently AlGore was speaking to an audience at the United Nations headquarters, so you know he got roaring applause.